8 Funny Doormats for Your Home

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Warmer weather is the perfect time to freshen up your entryway. Grab one of these funny doormats that reflect your style and sense of humor.

Here are our top highly-rated picks for funny welcome mats:

1. “Doorbell broken yell ‘Ding Dong’ really loud”.

Imagine your guests yelling ding dong every time they come to the door. 🤣 It will be a hilarious greeting each and every time. On a serious note, the verbiage on this doormat is flocked (not painted), which is a velvety soft fiber adhesive designed to last for years to come! Even better, it ships fast!

Check out this mat on Etsy with the same quote but a different design!

2. “Welcome-ish (depends on who you are)”.

Made by the same company as the funny doormat above, this high-quality mat is also flocked and made to last! If you’re looking for a sarcastic doormat for your entryway, this is the one for you. This doormat can be customized in 5 different sizes and can be made in just about any color you wish!

Here’s another mat to consider that’s under $25 shipped!

This mat is even more affordable but gets the same message across and then some. If you’re looking for a snarky, yet funny doormat, this is the one for you! We also love that this mat comes in 10 different colors that make it stand out from the usual natural color.

3. “Voted best neighbors ever by the people next door”.

You’re going to need this doormat if you and the neighbors are BFFs…or not BFFs. Either way, it’s a hilarious doormat that would make a great neighbor gift or something you can vote your home needs for yourself if you know you’re the neighborhood favorite. 😆

4. “Beware of husband, cats are shady too, wife is cool”.

We love this funny doormat for any pet owner who wants a playful doormat at their front door. This small shop also allows you to easily customize your verbiage so whether you have a cat, dog, or pet pig, the options are limitless.

5. “The neighbors have better stuff”. 

Speaking of those neighbors next door, this funny doormat is another great option to consider! We love that it’s still humorous while also being minimalist. What’s more, this shop also offers layering rugs if you’re looking to do a full refresh on your door. Just keep in mind this shop ships from Canada so shipping may be longer than usual.

Want to change the spelling? Etsy sellers almost always accommodate special requests so if you’d prefer to change the spelling of “neighbours” to “neighbors” send them a direct message.

6. “Live, Laugh, Leave”.

Introverts will love this funny doormat. It’s a play on “live, laugh, love”, but will leave visitors with an unexpected and funny ending. 😆 It’s made of natural fibers and is recommended to use indoors or under an outdoor sheltered doorway for longevity.

7. “Beet it” un-welcome doormat.

Any gardener or plant lover will appreciate the humor of this “beet-it” doormat. Although it’s an un-welcome mat at its roots, it’s still giving off charming, funny vibes.

8. “Cute shoes, take them off”.

Taking shoes off is a must for many homeowners, but many often don’t know how to ask without being uncomfortable. This funny doormat cuts right to the point and will still make your guests feel comfortable.

BONUS! Not loving these funny doormats? We sourced plain Jane ones that give a lot of bang for your buck! 

This may not be a funny doormat, but it sure is pretty! Plus, the price and vibes it’s giving are tough to beat! You can score a stylish plaid rug and floral welcome mat duo for under $20! If a fun doormat is more your style, then this is the one for you!

Again, this mat isn’t necessarily funny. However, if you’ve gotten to the bottom of this post and realized a humorous mat may not suit your needs, this simple and budget-friendly mat will spruce up your entryway and keep things simple.

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