New Stanley MegaGulp 5000 – The BEST Way to Quench Extreme Thirst!
Move over, tiny 40-ounce tumblers—there’s a new hydration king in town. Grab this stylish 5-gallon Stanley before it sells out!
Go Big or Go Dehydrated! 💦
Tired of constantly refilling your little water bottle? With the MegaGulp 5000, one fill-up lasts for days. Whether you’re commuting, hitting the gym, or crossing the Sahara on foot, this is the hydration solution for those who refuse to sip politely.
This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s a hydration lifestyle.
Features That Will Blow Your Mind (and Possibly Your Biceps)
- Massive 5-Gallon Capacity: Say goodbye to endless refills. This beast holds enough water to hydrate an entire soccer team—or just you, if you take hydration as seriously as we do.
- Industrial-Strength Insulation: Designed with advanced temperature retention, the MegaGulp keeps liquids icy cold or scalding hot for eternity.
- Authentic Rugged Design: Comes in classic Stanley green, trendy rose gold, or “definitely stolen from my garage” red.
- Easy-Pour ‘GuzzleSpout’™: Featuring a high-flow nozzle for maximum gulp power—chug responsibly.
- Extra-Sturdy Handle: Because let’s be real—you’re gonna need both hands for this one.
Stanley MegaGulp 5000 Tumbler 5 gallon – 3 colors
Only $249 shipped (reg. $300)!
*Compare to $300 plus shipping at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
What the fans are saying:
“My daily water intake goal is 600 ounces, and this bad boy gets me there. My chiropractor is concerned.” – @StayHydratedOrElse
“Brought it to the gym. People asked if I was drinking water or fueling a jet engine. Both, honestly.” – @GallonGang
“Tipped it over slightly while drinking and unleashed a tidal wave upon my car’s interior. 10/10 would buy again.” – @AquaOverload
Grab the new exclusive Hip2Save 5-gallon version while you can!
Let’s take a moment to talk about the true showstopper—the Hip2Save rose gold edition. Imagine the perfect balance of rugged durability and soft, luxurious elegance. The sleek metallic finish catches the light like a dream, subtly whispering to everyone around you, “Yes, I drink 5 gallons of water a day, and I do it in style.”
Final Verdict: Is It Worth It?
If you’re tired of hydration products that don’t require a dolly for transport, the Stanley MegaGulp 5000 is for you. Sure, it weighs about as much as a medium-sized dog, but that’s just the price of peak hydration. So grab one today—just don’t confuse it with your actual gas can unless you want your road trip to get real interesting…
APRIL FOOLS! As we’re sure you’ve guessed, this product is a figment of our Hip2Save hilarity and not a real water vessel from Stanley. One can dream though…
Happy April Fools’ Day! 🎉
Visit our site all day long for more parody posts like this… and some so-wacky-I-can’t-believe-they’re-real Amazon finds! Don’t miss this hidden April Fools’ Day surprise and check out more April Fool’s fun!
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thank-you! I so enjoy your april fools posts!!!
Yay! You’re so welcome, Linda! 🤗 Thanks for joining us each year! 🎉💕
Your April Fools post are the best
Thank you
LOL! Happy you enjoy these, Cathy! 😆 You’re very welcome! Thank YOU for the sweet feedback! 🙌❤️
Oh my goodness, I forgot it was April Fools until I saw this … Lina, you are so creative with this one. You are such a funny bunch of ladies!
Ahhh thanks so much TD! Glad you enjoyed this one. I must have looked crazy spray painting a gas can outside my house 🤣👏🎉
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Made me look. My Stanley addiction is going to require therapy. 🤣
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I look forward to these FUN posts every year THANK YOU!
You’re welcome! Thank YOU for spending each April 1st with us! ❤️🤣
Lol, this is so funny!
I looked forward to these posts every year!
That totally makes our day, Juli! 😄 We have such a blast planning these each year, and it’s awesome to know you look forward to them! Thanks for sticking with us for the fun! 🎉